It's the end of another year and I'm still around, although sadly, my husband did not make it to his 77th birthday which would have happened on December 31. Since my mother died at age 63 in 1982, this is the first time I have had to face the death of a loved one. Trying to make sense of his dying makes no sense. A year and a half ago he was walking three miles a day, healthy and happy, and then the kind of back pain that at 76 one assumes is just that turned out to be cancer, and the cancer turned out to be bigger than all the powers that medicine could bring to him. And that, my friends, is life.
I have learned over the past year and a half that I am not alone in my obsession with death. The evidence is everywhere. For example, the weather forecast for today's Onion reads: "75 -- Sunny -- still one day closer to death, though."
I'm currently reading Smoke Gets In Your Eyes : And Other Lessons from the Crematory by Caitlin Doughty. She is a young woman who has decided to tackle her lifelong fear of death by going to work at a crematory. She is expecting that facing the death of others -- and actually participating in the postmortem ritual -- will allow death to become just another part of her life.
That's a bit of what I have been doing lately, but without the ashes. Here is some of what I have come up with:
A quick death -- a massive heart attack, a fall from a tall building, a fatal crash -- happens so quickly that a person cannot possibly register enough pain to think, "This is unbearable." That would be a good thing.
A long, painful death, as with the evil beast cancer, I believe is a game of "Let's Make a Deal" that doesn't end until, well, it ends. We weigh the amount of pain caused by both the cancer and the treatments with the amount of hope we have for the time we have left. Those of us who are so inclined pray and try to look forward to a pain-free afterlife.
I find the whole idea of afterlife fraught with confusion and contradictions. Like, I'm assuming that most who believe in life after death think in terms of being reunited with those they love. How about those they don't love? How about those they love who don't love them? Maybe when you leave your body behind your soul also sheds all those petty aggravations. But then what happens? Are you and all your wives and exes just friends? Do you hang out with the boss you couldn't stand? And does he (or she) treat you well, or just the same as everybody else up there?
What about the things you loved here on earth? Good food, football, the beach, spy novels: if these are the things that define you, when you get to heaven do you get to have them all, or do you no longer need them, and in that case, then, who the heck are you? That would pretty much make us all one spiritual blob, or maybe millions of singular blobs, indistinguishable one from another, wouldn't it?
Lots of authors have tried to visualize heaven, some of them narcissistic enough to publish their work as non-fiction. Some talk to a voice they claim is God, and who basically tells them everything they want to hear about life after death. Hard to find someone who says, "You know, God contacted me the other day and said I was totally wrong about the afterlife." The exception to that is all those people who weren't worried about dying until they were, and then they suddenly "found" God, who astonishingly did not tell them shame on you, you are going to hell, but instead was so happy they had stumbled upon Him that he gave him a pass into heaven.
I realize I am ruminating here, but, hey, that's what this blog is supposed to be about, okay? I had hoped to write a funny piece about death and dying, because humor has helped me with all kinds of trauma and tragedy in my life. But it's not easy. Maybe because death is THE irrational thing about life. I could be sitting here writing this thing on death and then.... nothing.
Seems to me Terry Pratchett has nailed the concept of Death. Death, the character in Discworld who is responsible for collecting us when it's time, speaks in all capital letters. Death wears the traditional garb, and at the time where you may or may not be dying, you just might have a conversation with Death. In The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, Maurice bargains away one of his lives so that a rat can live. That is probably about as believable about any entering heaven story you might come up with.
Because living and dying are such baffling concepts, and we are persistent in our attempts to find meaning in our being here, we continue to make up stories that allow us to go on as though our existence makes sense. But the fact is: we are here and then we are not, except for the compostable material. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is just delighted by how huge is space and how infinitesimal and insignificant are we. I suppose that is the quintessence of the defense mechanism of reaction formation, converting your terror into delight at an inevitable horror. I have to admit, I like it. It matters not that Neil DeGrasse Tyson is brilliant and will be remembered in history as long as people exist and think and that I have, well, this blog. It is still a perspective that makes more sense than we are all going up to this place where nobody will have any negative feelings about anybody and for that matter will no longer have positive feelings about earthly stuff.
This is what I think about death. Death is sleep at the end of a continuum. When we go to sleep, we don't consciously fall asleep. And we all think the best sleep is the dreamless sleep. So when I go I like to think that it will be just like falling asleep. And then there will be nothing left of me except all the stuff I have that my family will be stuck getting rid of. And I won't be around to feel bad about it.
What could be wrong with that?
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Cigar Memories
Stephan was a cigar smoker, after his dad. From a young age, and unapologetically.
Shortly after we met, on our first actual date, we were in Baltimore. We had dinner at Fell's Point, and I remember an old building, like a courthouse, with stairs, and Stephan doing a Gene Kelly-esque dance down the stairs. With cigar in hand. That may have been the night that he told me that if he had to choose between cigars and me, well, he liked me, but....
A couple of years later, we were visiting a very dear friend of Stephan's in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania. At the time Herman was a confirmed bachelor, living with his father, who was into his 80's. Two single men enjoying the good life, Herman a great cook who could do gourmet meals but was happiest making sauerbraten and spatzle, and both dedicated to good cigars. Stephan brought dozens of fancy cigars and Herman had cigars he had selected to share, and that's what they did the entire weekend. By Sunday evening I was craving air that was not laden with cigar smoke, but as we drove away, Stephan could think of nothing to prolong the weekend better than lighting up. I opened the car window and hung my head out, much as a dog enjoying the fresh air.
There was the time I was visiting my best friend in New York. I had gotten off the train and was walking uptown on 8th Avenue. I suddenly got a strong, urgent sense of missing Stephan. It was a warm and loving feeling. Then I realized there was a dirty old guy walking alongside me, smoking an old stogie.
His sister drew a sketch of Stephan that ended up on the wall in his townhouse. At some point, I came upon a picture of a cigar and realized what the portrait lacked:
Shortly after we met, on our first actual date, we were in Baltimore. We had dinner at Fell's Point, and I remember an old building, like a courthouse, with stairs, and Stephan doing a Gene Kelly-esque dance down the stairs. With cigar in hand. That may have been the night that he told me that if he had to choose between cigars and me, well, he liked me, but....
A couple of years later, we were visiting a very dear friend of Stephan's in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania. At the time Herman was a confirmed bachelor, living with his father, who was into his 80's. Two single men enjoying the good life, Herman a great cook who could do gourmet meals but was happiest making sauerbraten and spatzle, and both dedicated to good cigars. Stephan brought dozens of fancy cigars and Herman had cigars he had selected to share, and that's what they did the entire weekend. By Sunday evening I was craving air that was not laden with cigar smoke, but as we drove away, Stephan could think of nothing to prolong the weekend better than lighting up. I opened the car window and hung my head out, much as a dog enjoying the fresh air.
There was the time I was visiting my best friend in New York. I had gotten off the train and was walking uptown on 8th Avenue. I suddenly got a strong, urgent sense of missing Stephan. It was a warm and loving feeling. Then I realized there was a dirty old guy walking alongside me, smoking an old stogie.
His sister drew a sketch of Stephan that ended up on the wall in his townhouse. At some point, I came upon a picture of a cigar and realized what the portrait lacked:
And that was how it remained, until we moved from Columbia to Long Island.
When I left Maryland to begin graduate school on Long Island, Stephan came up with me to help me get settled. He had happened upon a great smoke shop in a neighboring town and wanted to stop there on the way home, which meant he had to leave early. We fought and he left to get his cigars. Three weeks later, our letters apologizing to each other crossed in the mail.
Stephan's speech, cigar firmly planted, was a variant on the English language. Friends and family mimicked him; my sisters and I once had a Stephan look-alike/sound-alike contest. We borrowed a cigar and passed it around, each taking a turn to propound on some topic in those melodious but incomprehensible tones. He was good-natured about it, but he didn't seem to get what all the hilarity was about.
I think most of us have left pots on the stove and forgotten about them. We know that smoking in bed is dangerous. But Stephan with a cigar was always an exciting experience. Of course, all his shirts and coats had cigar burns. And there was the time when he was visiting for Easter and went to Ambrose Farm to pick some asparagus. I wasn't there for the occasion, but my son reports that he lit a cigar, tossed the match and a minute later, there was a small fire developing in the field. Fortunately, my son yelled out in time and the fire was stomped out.
Another time, as he walked into the house in his heavy white winter coat, I noticed smoke coming out of a pocket. He didn't seem unduly upset; apparently this was just one of those things that happen when you are Stephan.
When he had surgery for pancreatic cancer a year and a half ago, Stephan stopped smoking. He was worried that he would be unable to quit, but he went cold turkey. The first few times he called me I didn't recognize his voice, and once I even asked if it was him. Stephan without the cigar was truly new and different.
When he visited us in Charleston, Stephan had always spent hours upon hours sitting on my porch, reading and smoking. He would come inside from time to time, for a meal or a movie, but would have to take a break to go out for a smoke throughout. When I wanted to go sit outside with him for awhile I would say, "Let's go have a smoke." Because regardless of where we sat, the smoke always blew my way. There were times when it was too much and I would get annoyed. It wasn't till he stopped smoking that I realized he had also been keeping away the mosquitoes.
He seemed not to have cravings after he stopped smoking, but when he visited me that November, a year ago, Stephan was worried. He was afraid that if he went out on the porch and sat and read, the craving would return and he would give in to his old habit. And of course, insanely, or because he just wouldn't have felt right not carrying them here, he had brought a few cigars. But that never happened. He had been having a hard time reading since the surgery, which was a far greater tragedy than not smoking, as he was a voracious reader. But during that visit, he sat on the porch and read a book or two. Happily, a Terry Pratchett Discworld book that I was about to read, that he had somehow, amazingly missed got him back on the road to reading. And he did it sans cigar.
It was the cruelest gift, then, when his doctor told him he could smoke again. It was a few weeks before his death, after a year and a half of prodding and poisoning, that his comfort took precedence over finding a cure.
We talked about the smoking and the cancer. He knew the correlation. But we never talked about whether he wished he had never smoked. Smoking was his identity; it was what identified him with his father, who he loved and lost when he was in his thirties. Maybe it isn't relevant that his father died of cancer, because the quality of Stephan's life so much involved the culture of cigars and smoking. Some medical researchers say that we are genetically predisposed to when we are going to die, and some say that if that evil cancer lurks in us there may be little we can do to thwart it.
I know the pleasure Stephan got from his cigars, from the ritual of pursuing the best smokes to that of actually lighting up. I don't think he regretted his life of smoking, and I don't begrudge him that choice. And I know that anytime I ever smell the smoke of a cigar, I will imagine Stephan close by.
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Lost Parents, Lost Children
My husband died a week ago. We haven't lived together for fifteen years, but he was a friend. Or a brother. Like a big brother, he and I fought at times like cats and dogs, but when I needed someone to talk to, his was the number I called. And with the miles, there were no fights.
When the cancer was diagnosed, it seemed that my daughter and I got closer, then began to grow farther apart. The curtness, the distance between calls, the less we talked about what was personal, I attributed to stress at work, her father's illness, academic pressures. Then I decided that because of all the above, she had just become annoyed with me, the way we sometimes are annoyed by those we love.
When he died, my daughter and son came together, but they kept me apart. This past week, I have been here, they have been there. When they changed plans to be together at Thanksgiving but away from me, my world crumbled a bit more. It feels as though I have lost, not just my husband -- my best friend -- but my two children. This feeling that I have today is about as alone a feeling as I have ever had.
In the wee hours of the morning, I went to the internet to look for clues, and maybe some solace. It seems that when children become adults, even if they have grown up with love and the usual number of parental mistakes, some take paths that we would never have thought possible.
So it is with my daughter. It was with some relief that I found stories of adult children who for no clear reason became estranged from their parents. I, the psychologist, joined ranks with physicians and teachers, we who are supposed to know how to raise children and end up clueless as to what went wrong. Assumptions of normalcy and dreams of closeness, out of our control.
It seems that all I can do is try to be there, and hope that some day she will take a tentative step back to trusting me, liking me, caring what I think, wanting me to be there.
So this will be a Thanksgiving of grieving for me. For my husband, friend, brother, Stephan. And also for my children who are (thankfully) together, but far from me.
When the cancer was diagnosed, it seemed that my daughter and I got closer, then began to grow farther apart. The curtness, the distance between calls, the less we talked about what was personal, I attributed to stress at work, her father's illness, academic pressures. Then I decided that because of all the above, she had just become annoyed with me, the way we sometimes are annoyed by those we love.
When he died, my daughter and son came together, but they kept me apart. This past week, I have been here, they have been there. When they changed plans to be together at Thanksgiving but away from me, my world crumbled a bit more. It feels as though I have lost, not just my husband -- my best friend -- but my two children. This feeling that I have today is about as alone a feeling as I have ever had.
In the wee hours of the morning, I went to the internet to look for clues, and maybe some solace. It seems that when children become adults, even if they have grown up with love and the usual number of parental mistakes, some take paths that we would never have thought possible.
So it is with my daughter. It was with some relief that I found stories of adult children who for no clear reason became estranged from their parents. I, the psychologist, joined ranks with physicians and teachers, we who are supposed to know how to raise children and end up clueless as to what went wrong. Assumptions of normalcy and dreams of closeness, out of our control.
It seems that all I can do is try to be there, and hope that some day she will take a tentative step back to trusting me, liking me, caring what I think, wanting me to be there.
So this will be a Thanksgiving of grieving for me. For my husband, friend, brother, Stephan. And also for my children who are (thankfully) together, but far from me.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
On the Street Where I Live
Out here in the boonies, in my neighborhood, we have an odd assortment of crackpots, oddballs and individual thinkers. I believe I fit right in. We mostly ignore each other, which works well for me. When I first moved here, I had heard about plenty of strange fights, some involving the calling of police, others involving alcohol and absconding with money collected from neighbors to repair our dirt road. It was inevitable that at some point I would join in the merry fracas, but thought that keeping to myself would either make it less likely or at least less frequent. I have wondered if I sometimes overreact, and if we country folk aren't that bizarre, despite Sunday morning target practice. I would like to offer some proof to the contrary.
Yesterday I had a couple of friends out to enjoy the beautiful fall day. Neither had been here before, and one of my friends got lost. She was on the longish dirt road, and having a hard time making out the 4 digit numbers on the mailboxes, which is not at all uncommon. At one point, my friend pulled into the wrong yard, and apparently, instead of backing out pulled around on the "grassy" "lawn" (I use both terms loosely when referring to the green stuff that grows on the ground in my neighborhood) and drove out.
Hours later, we were enjoying a glass of wine on my porch when a big SUV began to drive by, backed up, and then pulled into my "driveway." It was the only car that we had seen in the hour or so that we had been out front.
"I wonder who that could be," said one of my friends.
"Doesn't look like Jehovah's Witnesses," I remarked as a white-haired, bearded white guy got out and slowly approached.
"What can I do for you?" I asked.
He was looking for the driver of the little car that had pulled into his yard. He wanted to let her know that he did not appreciate it, and wanted to make sure it did not happen again.
My friend, struggling to not look appalled, explained that she had been lost, apologized, and assured him that she would not repeat the indiscretion. To her credit (and our great loss), she did not say that she was disappointed, because she had been planning on driving through later on her way out. As it was, the trespassee looked somewhat taken aback at not having any way to further the fight, and awkwardly made his way back to his SUV
Okay, let's take a look at this.
These two guys were driving around looking for the car that had driven into their yard by mistake over an hour ago. Since we hadn't seen them drive by before, I can only imagine that they had been sitting somewhere about their property, maybe the owner of the property getting increasingly peeved at the nerve of some people to drive into his yard. Maybe he then went to the fridge and realized he had just drunk his last beer. So he enlisted his companion to come out with him to drive around the neighborhood as a spotter in order to locate the miscreant. Let me add that these are big front yards, her car was parked near the house and away from the street, in between our two other cars. It took some effort to locate.
Imagine the psychic -- and physical -- energy this whole endeavor took, not to mention the paranoid thought processes and the gas consumption.
My friend appeared to be rattled by this, I much less so. I have long held that if my neighbors were going to gun for me, with the fights we've had over loud and persistent racing of dirt bikes, and loud and persistent barking dogs, it would have happened by now.
Also, shortly before my friends got to my house, a quite large black snake made its way onto my porch, and after it quickly slithered away, came up a second time.
So I am no stranger to danger.
But as I thought about it later, given all the possible things that could be wrong in this dude's life, focusing on finding the person that drove into his yard to turn around could have reasonably been perceived as a red flag. And I do mean red. My friend suggested that part of his motivation may have been the Obama bumper sticker on her car. I wondered how someone of my age could have made out the words on the bumper sticker from that distance, but years of country living just may have blessed him with better eyesight than me.
I had been disappointed that during their visit my friends had not been entertained by a reappearance of the black snake, nor a peek at my cat who hid under the bed until minutes after they drove away. But they did get to witness an even more entertaining type of rural critter: the paranoid, angry redneck.
Yesterday I had a couple of friends out to enjoy the beautiful fall day. Neither had been here before, and one of my friends got lost. She was on the longish dirt road, and having a hard time making out the 4 digit numbers on the mailboxes, which is not at all uncommon. At one point, my friend pulled into the wrong yard, and apparently, instead of backing out pulled around on the "grassy" "lawn" (I use both terms loosely when referring to the green stuff that grows on the ground in my neighborhood) and drove out.
Hours later, we were enjoying a glass of wine on my porch when a big SUV began to drive by, backed up, and then pulled into my "driveway." It was the only car that we had seen in the hour or so that we had been out front.
"I wonder who that could be," said one of my friends.
"Doesn't look like Jehovah's Witnesses," I remarked as a white-haired, bearded white guy got out and slowly approached.
"What can I do for you?" I asked.
He was looking for the driver of the little car that had pulled into his yard. He wanted to let her know that he did not appreciate it, and wanted to make sure it did not happen again.
My friend, struggling to not look appalled, explained that she had been lost, apologized, and assured him that she would not repeat the indiscretion. To her credit (and our great loss), she did not say that she was disappointed, because she had been planning on driving through later on her way out. As it was, the trespassee looked somewhat taken aback at not having any way to further the fight, and awkwardly made his way back to his SUV
Okay, let's take a look at this.
These two guys were driving around looking for the car that had driven into their yard by mistake over an hour ago. Since we hadn't seen them drive by before, I can only imagine that they had been sitting somewhere about their property, maybe the owner of the property getting increasingly peeved at the nerve of some people to drive into his yard. Maybe he then went to the fridge and realized he had just drunk his last beer. So he enlisted his companion to come out with him to drive around the neighborhood as a spotter in order to locate the miscreant. Let me add that these are big front yards, her car was parked near the house and away from the street, in between our two other cars. It took some effort to locate.
Imagine the psychic -- and physical -- energy this whole endeavor took, not to mention the paranoid thought processes and the gas consumption.
My friend appeared to be rattled by this, I much less so. I have long held that if my neighbors were going to gun for me, with the fights we've had over loud and persistent racing of dirt bikes, and loud and persistent barking dogs, it would have happened by now.
Also, shortly before my friends got to my house, a quite large black snake made its way onto my porch, and after it quickly slithered away, came up a second time.
So I am no stranger to danger.
But as I thought about it later, given all the possible things that could be wrong in this dude's life, focusing on finding the person that drove into his yard to turn around could have reasonably been perceived as a red flag. And I do mean red. My friend suggested that part of his motivation may have been the Obama bumper sticker on her car. I wondered how someone of my age could have made out the words on the bumper sticker from that distance, but years of country living just may have blessed him with better eyesight than me.
I had been disappointed that during their visit my friends had not been entertained by a reappearance of the black snake, nor a peek at my cat who hid under the bed until minutes after they drove away. But they did get to witness an even more entertaining type of rural critter: the paranoid, angry redneck.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Mortal Thoughts
My cat is stretched out somewhere, taking a nap. When I settle down to read this afternoon, she will join me on the arm of the chair and settle down... for a nap. She is luxurious in her ability to stretch out and luxuriate. What she has that I don't have is essential in its absence: she lacks awareness of her mortality. I admire that. Whether she is chasing down a catnip mouse or berating me for being gone too long or snacking on her dry food, she is always in the moment.
Our curse is pretty much our awareness of our mortality. Whether we make good or evil, use or waste it, it shadows us everywhere.
When Robin Williams died, it saddened me and everyone else but Rush Limbaugh, but as people were talking about the cause, it seemed that they missed the point. We all treasured his sweetness and his insanity, but what we all remembered in his passing was brilliance long past. From Mork to Good Morning, Vietnam, his energy was palpable. In later years he had moments of brilliance in smaller roles, like in August Rush (2007). As we all reminisced, though, we did not come up with anything of late that embodied the great Robin Williams. It surely must have been hard to be him.
I imagine that both fueled and self-medicated in his younger days, the genius was far more spontaneous, after all he hadn't yet had to strive to outdo himself. As he fought and won the battle against his addictions, I also imagine he had to learn to not be so spontaneous, to analyze and censor his impulses. While we were all waiting for another flash of the insane improvisations of the young Robin Williams, he also must have expected no less of himself, and yet knew the older man just wasn't the same person.
When we remember and regret the loss of Robin Williams, we don't think of his role in The Crazy Ones, where he looked like he wanted more than anything to break out and be insane again. We don't think of those later mediocre comedies where he played a disgruntled dad and recited lines. We think of him bouncing off the wall with Jonathan Winters; we remember Johnny Carson seeming to have to try to get him off the ceiling so the show could go on, all the while wiping away tears of laughter. We also remember that he could play someone quirky, odd, imperfect, one of us, only better.
And there we are. Humanity, mortality, aren't we all trying to be us, only better? Our goals may be confused, but when we fail it's because we are frustrated that we can't do better. We do crazy things trying to reach that end, everyone from the evil head of ISIS to Robin Williams. I am in there somewhere and so are you. Because we are basically all in a race to what turns out to be mortality.
As I wrestle with my mortality and my awareness of same, I think of Neil deGrasse Tyson, who seems to be absolutely tickled to be a teensy tiny part of the amazing universe even for the smallest amount of time. Then I think, yeah, but he's brilliant and famous and changing the world, and I'm not. And then I think of my cat, and that maybe I don't have to be remembered when I'm gone. That maybe I can sometimes just be alive and in the moment and that's good enough.
It's tricky, though. Robin Williams couldn't do it any longer. Maybe it will be easier for me because I am smaller.
Another Neil, Neil Diamond, wrote a song about it that was a compilation of famous names and ended,
Robin Williams was born two days after me, on July 21, 1951.
Our curse is pretty much our awareness of our mortality. Whether we make good or evil, use or waste it, it shadows us everywhere.
When Robin Williams died, it saddened me and everyone else but Rush Limbaugh, but as people were talking about the cause, it seemed that they missed the point. We all treasured his sweetness and his insanity, but what we all remembered in his passing was brilliance long past. From Mork to Good Morning, Vietnam, his energy was palpable. In later years he had moments of brilliance in smaller roles, like in August Rush (2007). As we all reminisced, though, we did not come up with anything of late that embodied the great Robin Williams. It surely must have been hard to be him.
I imagine that both fueled and self-medicated in his younger days, the genius was far more spontaneous, after all he hadn't yet had to strive to outdo himself. As he fought and won the battle against his addictions, I also imagine he had to learn to not be so spontaneous, to analyze and censor his impulses. While we were all waiting for another flash of the insane improvisations of the young Robin Williams, he also must have expected no less of himself, and yet knew the older man just wasn't the same person.
When we remember and regret the loss of Robin Williams, we don't think of his role in The Crazy Ones, where he looked like he wanted more than anything to break out and be insane again. We don't think of those later mediocre comedies where he played a disgruntled dad and recited lines. We think of him bouncing off the wall with Jonathan Winters; we remember Johnny Carson seeming to have to try to get him off the ceiling so the show could go on, all the while wiping away tears of laughter. We also remember that he could play someone quirky, odd, imperfect, one of us, only better.
And there we are. Humanity, mortality, aren't we all trying to be us, only better? Our goals may be confused, but when we fail it's because we are frustrated that we can't do better. We do crazy things trying to reach that end, everyone from the evil head of ISIS to Robin Williams. I am in there somewhere and so are you. Because we are basically all in a race to what turns out to be mortality.
As I wrestle with my mortality and my awareness of same, I think of Neil deGrasse Tyson, who seems to be absolutely tickled to be a teensy tiny part of the amazing universe even for the smallest amount of time. Then I think, yeah, but he's brilliant and famous and changing the world, and I'm not. And then I think of my cat, and that maybe I don't have to be remembered when I'm gone. That maybe I can sometimes just be alive and in the moment and that's good enough.
It's tricky, though. Robin Williams couldn't do it any longer. Maybe it will be easier for me because I am smaller.
Another Neil, Neil Diamond, wrote a song about it that was a compilation of famous names and ended,
And each one thereHas one thing shared:They have sweated beneath the same sun,Looked up in wonder at the same moon,And wept when it was all doneFor being done, too soon,For being done too soon.
Robin Williams was born two days after me, on July 21, 1951.
Thursday, September 11, 2014
The Perfect Relationship
It seems a lot of the reading I've been doing lately has had to do with mother-daughter relationships. Not on purpose; it's just happened that way. But it's true that I am also going through my own personal mother-daughter crisis, so I wonder just how incidental it really is.
For example, on top of one of my stacks of books was one called, "Please Excuse My Daughter," by Julie Klam. It's been sitting in that stack, being moved up and down in it, for a number of years. I own it because it was a book that I was forced to discard when I worked at the library because it had not circulated in awhile. I didn't take every book I discarded, just the ones that I thought I might regret not reading when they were gone. Lately I've been sick of political and serious reading and have been aiming for lighter fare, and of course there was the mother-daughter thing.
Julie Klam is very funny. She began her reluctant working career as a David Letterman intern. She is not at all like me, or my daughter; her mother is not at all like me, or my mother. However, at one point her mother comments on Rod Stewart as being, "'nice-looking but no Rudolph Valentino.'" About which Klam writes, "I remember feeling that fierce irritation only a daughter can feel for her mother."
Here's another book I read just last week: Roz Chast's new graphic memoir is entitled, "Can't we talk about something more PLEASANT?" The New York Times reviewer calls it, "by turns grim and absurd, deeply poignant and laugh-out-loud funny." Well, I'm here to tell you that I didn't laugh out loud that much. My guess is that the reviewer was relating as the adult child, and not as the parent of an adult child. The thing is, the child being annoyed at the parent thing comes across loud and clear. Which, given my current personal crisis, was a little too close to home to want to laugh out loud.
Anyway, while I am trying not to overinterpret, I have to admit that I am becoming more aware through my reading that daughters are critical of their mothers. Yes, it's unnecessary, and it's also cruel, but it seems that when I was a teen and young adult, as justified as I was, I did not invent the wheel. And neither has my daughter.
As a psychologist and a new mother, I truly believed that love -- in psychobabble, "unconditional positive regard" -- would get a mother and daughter through all hurtles. I did pretty much the opposite of everything my parents had done and I became one of those awful parents who think their children are the sun around which we move. As it turns out, my kids are both pretty okay, so I was probably half right. My daughter seems to have made it through the hurtles, but as far as I'm concerned, the jury is still out. On the other hand, if you asked her, she might say that I ruined her for life.
While one of the few things I had been absolutely sure of was my parenting, I am now second-guessing pretty much everything I ever did or said to or for my kids. And I wonder just how my mother dealt with those years in my twenties when I needed to prove to myself that I didn't need her. I have to give it to her, though. Without a degree in psychology, without the depth of reading that I have available, she was able to sum up the mother-daughter thing in one sentence:
"Someday your daughter will do to you what you've done to me."
Up until now I thought it had been a threat. I now realize that she was merely stating a fact of life.
For example, on top of one of my stacks of books was one called, "Please Excuse My Daughter," by Julie Klam. It's been sitting in that stack, being moved up and down in it, for a number of years. I own it because it was a book that I was forced to discard when I worked at the library because it had not circulated in awhile. I didn't take every book I discarded, just the ones that I thought I might regret not reading when they were gone. Lately I've been sick of political and serious reading and have been aiming for lighter fare, and of course there was the mother-daughter thing.
Julie Klam is very funny. She began her reluctant working career as a David Letterman intern. She is not at all like me, or my daughter; her mother is not at all like me, or my mother. However, at one point her mother comments on Rod Stewart as being, "'nice-looking but no Rudolph Valentino.'" About which Klam writes, "I remember feeling that fierce irritation only a daughter can feel for her mother."
Here's another book I read just last week: Roz Chast's new graphic memoir is entitled, "Can't we talk about something more PLEASANT?" The New York Times reviewer calls it, "by turns grim and absurd, deeply poignant and laugh-out-loud funny." Well, I'm here to tell you that I didn't laugh out loud that much. My guess is that the reviewer was relating as the adult child, and not as the parent of an adult child. The thing is, the child being annoyed at the parent thing comes across loud and clear. Which, given my current personal crisis, was a little too close to home to want to laugh out loud.
Anyway, while I am trying not to overinterpret, I have to admit that I am becoming more aware through my reading that daughters are critical of their mothers. Yes, it's unnecessary, and it's also cruel, but it seems that when I was a teen and young adult, as justified as I was, I did not invent the wheel. And neither has my daughter.
As a psychologist and a new mother, I truly believed that love -- in psychobabble, "unconditional positive regard" -- would get a mother and daughter through all hurtles. I did pretty much the opposite of everything my parents had done and I became one of those awful parents who think their children are the sun around which we move. As it turns out, my kids are both pretty okay, so I was probably half right. My daughter seems to have made it through the hurtles, but as far as I'm concerned, the jury is still out. On the other hand, if you asked her, she might say that I ruined her for life.
While one of the few things I had been absolutely sure of was my parenting, I am now second-guessing pretty much everything I ever did or said to or for my kids. And I wonder just how my mother dealt with those years in my twenties when I needed to prove to myself that I didn't need her. I have to give it to her, though. Without a degree in psychology, without the depth of reading that I have available, she was able to sum up the mother-daughter thing in one sentence:
"Someday your daughter will do to you what you've done to me."
Up until now I thought it had been a threat. I now realize that she was merely stating a fact of life.
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Beach Snob
You probably wouldn't be surprised to learn that I hate crowds. Always have. And especially so at the beach. I am the person that sits as far away from people as possible, and then minutes later is joined by a family with kids slinging mud and frisbies and has a very loud radio supplying the unwanted beat for the day.
My dream when I was in my teens was to own a house on the beach. Of course, it would be a private beach. I'm also the person who, after I've moved into an area, thinks there should be a ban on building. I've thought about getting a "welcome" mat that says, "Leave Me Alone," but decided it would be reasonable to wait for someone to give me one as a gift.
When I was in my thirties, and had given up on owning a beach front home, I bought a couple of timeshare weeks, one at Gurney's Inn on Montauk Beach and the other at Peppertree, Atlantic Beach. Timeshares have less resale value than cars, so when I moved south, I gave back my Long Island week to the management company, who appeared to be going bankrupt anyway. I continued to use, or exchange, or rent out, my North Carolina week. When I discovered I could occasionally find really affordable timeshare week rentals right on the beach I was in heaven. I've learned to shop cautiously, and with the internet it's pretty easy to get a good idea of what you're signing up for.
I've been wanting to get back to the Gulf Coast of Florida for years. Mostly it's unaffordable. So when I saw a week for $600 I did my research, agonized for a couple of hours, and then went for it. Had I thought a few minutes longer, I would have asked myself if I really wanted to go to Fort Myers Beach in August.
It's hot. But it's a small resort, not too fancy but with anything I might need (except cell service), and it's right on the beach. I'm told I have the best unit in the place, and I believe it. It's a one-bedroom apartment apart from the main building, with a deck, that overlooks a beautiful and quiet piece of beach. And the waters of the Gulf Coast are beautiful. Perfect for a coward like me, no waves. This time of year, the water is slightly cooler than the 90 degree air temp. The sand is blindingly white and ground fine. And it's always possible to find tiny, perfectly formed shells.
Yesterday, I took a ten-minute walk on the beach to the main part of town, where there is public beach access. It was Labor Day, and people were pretty packed in. I am not proud to say I was horrified. But it did occur to me that the problem was too little beach for too many people. The kids were having a blast. Dogs had been pretty much kept away during regular beach hours. And there was actually very little garbage strewn around.
The worst thing about people using beaches is what goes on in the water. As in water "sports." While it's quieter today, the day after Labor Day, I still watched in horrified amazement as a progression of a dozen or more of what I guess are called jet skis or waverunners raced across the water. Larger boats speed past, oblivious to anyone's need for pleasure but their own. Noise and fuel pollute air and water for an afternoon's cheap thrills.
I thought a bit about Carl Hiaasen over this Labor Day weekend, when this small beach town was overrun by tourists. There is the overdevelopment. Then there is the willingness to let anyone willing to pay for the pleasure out to tear up the waters and the birds and sea creatures trying to live peacefully within. How far should we be allowed to go to have fun? Apparently it is as far as we are willing to pay.
Today in front of my space it is relatively quiet. I bitched about the smallish motorboat that had to park itself right in front of "my" private beach. The parade of waverunner thingies was far more upsetting. But I'm happy that the weekend is over and the summer is over and it's early yet for winter adventurers. Right now it's just a handful of us older folk and a few couples with pre-school age children. The mornings are wonderful.
I have been so thrilled to be able to walk into the water, and swim about without fear of being hit by a wave. But then I went out to cool down a little and swim around, and felt these small slippery things swimming around with me. Of course they were probably just a school of those tiny fish. And I wasn't going to let my fears force me out of the water.
When I did go back to the chair I had sitting right at the water's edge I noticed a jellyfish. And a few feet away, another jellyfish. Hmm. I don't plan on being scared out of the water, but as I watch from my apartment today, I will take note of anybody who runs screaming out of the water. So far, the only noises are coming from the motorcraft.
My dream when I was in my teens was to own a house on the beach. Of course, it would be a private beach. I'm also the person who, after I've moved into an area, thinks there should be a ban on building. I've thought about getting a "welcome" mat that says, "Leave Me Alone," but decided it would be reasonable to wait for someone to give me one as a gift.
When I was in my thirties, and had given up on owning a beach front home, I bought a couple of timeshare weeks, one at Gurney's Inn on Montauk Beach and the other at Peppertree, Atlantic Beach. Timeshares have less resale value than cars, so when I moved south, I gave back my Long Island week to the management company, who appeared to be going bankrupt anyway. I continued to use, or exchange, or rent out, my North Carolina week. When I discovered I could occasionally find really affordable timeshare week rentals right on the beach I was in heaven. I've learned to shop cautiously, and with the internet it's pretty easy to get a good idea of what you're signing up for.
I've been wanting to get back to the Gulf Coast of Florida for years. Mostly it's unaffordable. So when I saw a week for $600 I did my research, agonized for a couple of hours, and then went for it. Had I thought a few minutes longer, I would have asked myself if I really wanted to go to Fort Myers Beach in August.
It's hot. But it's a small resort, not too fancy but with anything I might need (except cell service), and it's right on the beach. I'm told I have the best unit in the place, and I believe it. It's a one-bedroom apartment apart from the main building, with a deck, that overlooks a beautiful and quiet piece of beach. And the waters of the Gulf Coast are beautiful. Perfect for a coward like me, no waves. This time of year, the water is slightly cooler than the 90 degree air temp. The sand is blindingly white and ground fine. And it's always possible to find tiny, perfectly formed shells.
Yesterday, I took a ten-minute walk on the beach to the main part of town, where there is public beach access. It was Labor Day, and people were pretty packed in. I am not proud to say I was horrified. But it did occur to me that the problem was too little beach for too many people. The kids were having a blast. Dogs had been pretty much kept away during regular beach hours. And there was actually very little garbage strewn around.
The worst thing about people using beaches is what goes on in the water. As in water "sports." While it's quieter today, the day after Labor Day, I still watched in horrified amazement as a progression of a dozen or more of what I guess are called jet skis or waverunners raced across the water. Larger boats speed past, oblivious to anyone's need for pleasure but their own. Noise and fuel pollute air and water for an afternoon's cheap thrills.
I thought a bit about Carl Hiaasen over this Labor Day weekend, when this small beach town was overrun by tourists. There is the overdevelopment. Then there is the willingness to let anyone willing to pay for the pleasure out to tear up the waters and the birds and sea creatures trying to live peacefully within. How far should we be allowed to go to have fun? Apparently it is as far as we are willing to pay.
Today in front of my space it is relatively quiet. I bitched about the smallish motorboat that had to park itself right in front of "my" private beach. The parade of waverunner thingies was far more upsetting. But I'm happy that the weekend is over and the summer is over and it's early yet for winter adventurers. Right now it's just a handful of us older folk and a few couples with pre-school age children. The mornings are wonderful.
I have been so thrilled to be able to walk into the water, and swim about without fear of being hit by a wave. But then I went out to cool down a little and swim around, and felt these small slippery things swimming around with me. Of course they were probably just a school of those tiny fish. And I wasn't going to let my fears force me out of the water.
When I did go back to the chair I had sitting right at the water's edge I noticed a jellyfish. And a few feet away, another jellyfish. Hmm. I don't plan on being scared out of the water, but as I watch from my apartment today, I will take note of anybody who runs screaming out of the water. So far, the only noises are coming from the motorcraft.
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